Is Grylls really just a Teddy Bear?
Bear Grylls, eats decaying impala, gets diarrheoa..
Channel 4 say of the series “Bear Grylls parachutes into some of the most inhospitable terrain on Earth, from dense rainforest to frozen mountains to scorching desert, equipped with nothing but the clothes he is wearing. He must use only his own strength, courage and survival skills to get out.”
Sunday’s show on C4 showed Grylls perched on the side of a helicopter – jumping into Croc infested rivers and fighting for survival.? He stalked a impala kill using leopard tracks and took a mouth full of the decaying carcass..of course, he got a violent attack of the runs, a failure in survival terms.? Why C4 do not put this on after dinner is beyond me, eating my meat and two veg whilst watching the insides of a giant worm run down Grylls chin is enough to put a guy off gravy.
It was only a year ago when a few of our red top cousins first pointed out that in fact Grylls was a Vegan and that he stayed in Hotels at night, not the carcass gnawing action hero that sleeps in trees as we are led to believe..
Action hero or teddy bear?
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[...] The last time we wrote about Grylls, he was perched on the side of a helicopter – jumping into Croc infested rivers and fighting for survival.? He stalked a impala kill using leopard tracks and took a mouth full of the decaying carcass..got the runs.. [...]