The markets are plunging, jobs are lost, the UK is in trouble..Fear not Dusters, we can certainly help you get through the weekend..for free..
- Look at online porn – less embarrasing than buying it and of course, is free.
- Walk to the pub – petrol and trains are free.
- Forget your wallet, try the old “I forgot my wallet, can you get me a pint, i’ll buy you one next time” (of course, they’ll have forgotton next time).
- Look in bins outside high street stores after closing – grab free food such as sandwiches (just ten mins out of date).
- Watch the football online – free – turn off Sky and Setanta..we have the links..
- Only use skype to skype – don’t use your mobile or home phone.
- Wait for your neighbour to get in his/her car, simply leave the house at the same and fake that your car is not working, cadge a lift – anywhere.
- Ditch the gym – run around the streets – burn off that fat for free and not pay to.
- No takeaway – grab left over meat and knock up a killer curry with all the spices and kits you have in your cupboard.
- Sleep all weekend, far easier than above..