Top ten things to do in a recession | The Daily Dust delivering the best bric a brac, daily news and events with a British flavour

The markets are plunging, jobs are lost, the UK is in trouble..Fear not Dusters, we can certainly help you get through the weekend..for free..

  1. Look at online porn – less embarrasing than buying it and of course, is free.
  2. Walk to the pub – petrol and trains are free.
  3. Forget your wallet, try the old “I forgot my wallet, can you get me a pint, i’ll buy you one next time” (of course, they’ll have forgotton next time).
  4. Look in bins outside high street stores after closing – grab free food such as sandwiches (just ten mins out of date).
  5. Watch the football online – free – turn off Sky and Setanta..we have the links..
  6. Only use skype to skype – don’t use your mobile or home phone.
  7. Wait for your neighbour to get in his/her car, simply leave the house at the same and fake that your car is not working, cadge a lift – anywhere.
  8. Ditch the gym – run around the streets – burn off that fat for free and not pay to.
  9. No takeaway – grab left over meat and knock up a killer curry with all the spices and kits you have in your cupboard.
  10. Sleep all weekend, far easier than above..

Any thoughts?

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