Batteries Feel Included have come up with the perfect solution to an age old problem of the heart.
As he describes it:
So, you’re in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn’t have sex with you anyway.
The answer lies, as all good solutions do, in a bit of time travel. But if you can’t wait a couple of years for someone to invent a time machine (in which case wouldn’t their comedy assistant jump back in time to claim they invented it in the first place?), they’ve provided a step by step guide in replicating the effect of escaping a dystoipian future.
Trust us,if you have the burning desire, a fake wedding ring, access to a tanning bed and a knife, you won’t fail…
Let us know how you get on, the full guide for your Kyle Reese fantasies can be found here.