60 year old Britney Spears cross-dresser breaks schoolgirl uniform wearing ASBO
…and he’s called Trigger!
We have to thank both the Northampton Echo for this story, and Iain Hepburn up at The Daily Record for pointing out this slice of real life comedy gold – and it’s stopped everyone at The Dust offices while we try to get over the laughter.
Peter Trigger, 60, already has an ASBO from local magistrates in Northampton, but has appeared again in court by breaching the order.
Trigger’s ASBO banned him from wearing a skirt or showing bare legs on a school day between 8.30am to 10am, and 2.45pm to 4pm. This prevents him from wearing a school uniform in the style of American pop starlet Britney Spears’ “Oops I did it Again!”
Parents have accused him of bending over to show his thighs and his lack of underwear. Council officials have made clear he has the right to wear what he wants but “not if it is causing distress or alarm to others, particularly young children.”
He is currently on bail to appear in court for a further hearing later this month, and could face a Jail sentence for breaching his ASBO, and you really don’t want to do that “…One More Time.”
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“He is currently on bail to appear in court for a further hearing later this month, and could face a Jail sentence for breaching his ASBO, and you really don’t want to do that “…One More Time.””
Is he bovvered? Does he look bovvered? ‘Cos he aint bovvered. Is he bovvered.?..’cos he aint bovvered…watch his face…does he look bovvered…’cos he ain’t…bovvered etc…etc…etc….