The Daily Dust delivering the best bric a brac, daily news and events with a British flavour » Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk Mon, 15 Sep 2014 09:05:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 Top Gear episodes to be made available on Facebook http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2011/08/23/top-gear-episodes-to-be-made-available-on-facebook/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2011/08/23/top-gear-episodes-to-be-made-available-on-facebook/#comments Tue, 23 Aug 2011 12:46:55 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=25942 clarkson


Powered by Guardian.co.ukThis article titled “Top Gear episodes to be made available on Facebook” was written by Mark Sweney, for theguardian.com on Tuesday 23rd August 2011 10.46 UTC

BBC Worldwide is make episodes of Top Gear available to Facebook users at a cost of 93p.

The BBC’s commercial arm has developed a video-on-demand app for Facebook that will allow users of the website to rent a limited number of Top Gear episodes using Facebook Credits.

The corporation is initially offering three episodes – the Polar Special, US Road Trip and Vietnam Road Trip – at a cost of 15 Facebook Credits each, the equivalent of 93p. Once rented, episodes will be available to view for 48 hours.

Facebook has about 700 million users globally, but the Top Gear episodes will only be made available for users in Europe, the US, Australia, Canada and New Zealand.

"Top Gear has amassed a huge following on Facebook with almost 14 million friends following the brand itself and the Stig," said the show’s managing director, Adam Waddell. "We’re always looking at ways of adding value for the core fans of the show so it’s entirely appropriate that we should be one of the first TV shows to make its premium content available via Facebook."

Last month BBC Worldwide struck a similar deal with Facebook to allow fans to watch classic episodes of Doctor Who.

On Monday Miramax unveiled a movie streaming service through Facebook at a cost of 30 Facebook Credits each.

Last week FA Cup sponsor Budweiser brokered a deal with non-league teams Ascot United and Wembley FC to stream the opening game of the FA Cup live.

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‘Washing machines live just as long without Calgon’ – Which? http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2011/05/26/washing-machines-live-just-as-long-without-calgon-which/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2011/05/26/washing-machines-live-just-as-long-without-calgon-which/#comments Thu, 26 May 2011 08:23:20 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=25115

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The Chelsea Flower Show: 10 things you didn’t know http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2011/05/24/the-chelsea-flower-show-10-things-you-didnt-know/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2011/05/24/the-chelsea-flower-show-10-things-you-didnt-know/#comments Tue, 24 May 2011 10:41:47 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=25083


Powered by Guardian.co.ukThis article titled “The Chelsea Flower Show: 10 things you didn’t know” was written by Matthew Appleby and Jane Perrone, for theguardian.com on Tuesday 24th May 2011 09.38 UTC

1. B&Q had to move its 10m veg tower garden a metre or two so it couldn’t be seen behind BBC presenter Alan Titchmarsh, who is the face of B&Q. BBC rules say no advertising by presenters.

2. Parsnips were one of the star plants in the best in show garden, designed by Cleve West for the Daily Telegraph. It was inspired by Roman ruins in Libya.

3. Two gardens will raise money for natural disaster victims – Tamata from New Zealand and the Japanese show garden. Tamata designer Xanthe White’s last show garden was destroyed by the Christchurch earthquake in February.

4. Most expensive items at the show are a Barbara Hepworth sculpture on Yorkshire tourism garden and a sculpture on the Hillier exhibit. Both £70k-ish. Much less than last year’s bling – a £10m diamond on David Domoney’s garden.

5. The Monaco Garden was visited by Prince Albert, who is a keen gardener, a passion passed down from his late mother Princess Grace.

6. Strangest celebrity mis-match of the show had to be JLS doing flower arranging in the Great Pavilion aided by Simon Lycett. They looked suitably bemused by the whole event.

7. Big name designers might not return to the show until 2013, Chelsea’s centenary. We’re talking Christopher Bradley-Hole, Andy Sturgeon and Tom Stuart-Smith. This year’s big names are Bunny Guinness, Diarmuid Gavin and James Wong.

8. The most expensive garden – The Times at £400,000.

9. Biggest tree ever at Chelsea-a 11m Thuja on Leeds Council‘s show garden. Not the 6m tree on Hillier’s stand as widely reported.

10. It costs £40,000 to fix the ground at the site post show. Kestrel Contractors does the work and the site is ready to use by mid June.

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The Daily Dust Review: Storm Tea http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2011/05/06/the-daily-dust-review-storm-tea/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2011/05/06/the-daily-dust-review-storm-tea/#comments Fri, 06 May 2011 17:31:06 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=25047 The wedding of the year has been and gone, time to put the buntings and British flags away…bringing out the British in us felt rather natural and the good news is that it does not have to stop here – it’s with great excitement that we agreed to put to the test Storm Tea…after all drinking tea is a very British thing to do!

Storm Tea

So will it be the big bang or leave us with a dusty after taste…One of our reporters took the box home last week and give it a good tasting!

Description:

15 silk pyramids of organic english tea neatly packed in a clear box – the clever use of silk reveals the tea in its “raw” texture and releases the tea fragrance far better than the usual paper fiber.

I brewed one tea bag for a whole tea pot (average 3 cups) and the brewing time required was remarkably short.  I would normally add 2 tea bags with regular brands to achieve the same strength.

Tea Bag - Storm Tea

The initial fragrance was an early indication that this tea would be flavoursome and it certainly matched all expectations.

Stormtea.co.uk are ticking all the boxes  and we are giving it an official 9 Dusts out of 10.  This brew beats anything we’ve had the pleasure to drink and it doesn’t require half a cup of milk and three sugars!

Stormtea.co.uk have updates on both  facebook and twitter.

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SFTW – A Handful Of Models And A DailyDust Message From Kelly Brook.. http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2011/02/18/sftw-a-handful-of-models-and-a-dailydust-message-from-kelly-brook/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2011/02/18/sftw-a-handful-of-models-and-a-dailydust-message-from-kelly-brook/#comments Fri, 18 Feb 2011 15:05:41 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=24895 Not a lot is needed to be written about this. A few weeks ago..we were lucky to have been invited to the following video shoot, yes it is a rough life..

Below are the behind the scenes footage which form the launch of new Lynx Excite – Lynx has created new digital game to go with it which is launching soon..but let’s cut to the chase…

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And Now, The Ted Williams – Homeless Man With The Golden Voice Video Game.. http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2011/01/13/and-now-the-ted-williams-homeless-man-with-the-golden-voice-video-game/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2011/01/13/and-now-the-ted-williams-homeless-man-with-the-golden-voice-video-game/#comments Thu, 13 Jan 2011 11:31:16 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=24809 We’ve all seen the clip on Youtube, Ted Williams, the homeless guy in Ohio with the amazing voice.  You may also have read that Mr Williams now has a job.

Well a UK company have just created a game “Ted Williams  U-Talk”.

Ok so it’s a parody, but all good fun.

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Christmas Dinner Causes Dandruff & Five Other DailyMail Festive Tales http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/12/23/christmas-dinner-causes-dandruff-five-other-dailymail-festive-tales/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/12/23/christmas-dinner-causes-dandruff-five-other-dailymail-festive-tales/#comments Thu, 23 Dec 2010 15:09:47 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=24737 It’s that time of year where we spend half an hour scrolling around the Daily Mail and picking out those articles that really make so much sense…

So here we go..:-

  1. Christmas dinner causes dandruff. Yes it does. No really.
  2. Could your Christmas make-up make you sick? Our survey said..uh uh..
  3. Brandy In Christmas Pud Could Make You Over The Limit – a Christmas pudding to serve four contains as much alcohol as three glasses of wine..tell us where to buy this pud please!
  4. Christmas Party Food Causes Piles – yuk
  5. How Unhealthy Celeb Chef’s Christmas Dinners Are – So don’t buy the books on the adverts all over the site..
  6. Ten smart ways to avoid mother-in-law meltdown this Christmas – written by Les Dawson? No..it’s real..

If you find any more please leave them in the comments below.

If you would like to see more like this, why not try our 20 strange things the Daily Mail says causes cancer

Merry Christmas!

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Coffee Morning Becomes A Water Morning http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/12/07/coffee-morning-becomes-a-water-morning/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/12/07/coffee-morning-becomes-a-water-morning/#comments Tue, 07 Dec 2010 08:54:28 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=24676 Mill Hill Children’s Centre in Waterlooville has hosted a parent and toddler coffee morning for seven years, giving parents the chance to catch up and children some time to play.

But health and safety fears have put a stop to any more cafe au lait.  According to centre boss, Penny Bovey, the ban is justified

“We feel this is a sensible way of keeping children safe. ”

“Groups where children are not mobile or in a creche will still be able to have hot drinks.”

We asked Nescafe for a reaction but they declined to comment about such a ridiculous serious issue.

What is the most absurd health and safety issue you have heard about this year, do let us know in the comments below.

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Which British Popstar Is Outselling @justinbieber In Calendar Sales? http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/11/25/which-british-popstar-is-outselling-justinbieber-in-calendar-sales/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/11/25/which-british-popstar-is-outselling-justinbieber-in-calendar-sales/#comments Thu, 25 Nov 2010 08:51:00 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=24649 It’s that time again where folk all over the UK are nipping out to buy stocking fillers for their children.  This year it seems the grandparents may have been buying for themselves..

Amazon.co.uk have given details on the best selling celebrity calendars this year (so far) and it seems Sir Cliff Richard is outselling everyone including youtube/twitter sensation Justin Beiber.

We’ve asked around (a retirement home) and nobody we’ve spoken to as yet has bought one of Sir Cliff’s calendars..so the question is this, who is buying ‘em?

List in full:-

Top five male best-sellers:

1. Cliff Richard

2. JLS

3. Justin Bieber

4. Michael Buble

5. Peter Andre

Top five female best-sellers:

1. Cheryl Cole

2. Kylie Minogue

3. Pink

4. Lady Gaga

5. Kelly Brook

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What Happened When The Queen Used Facebook In Public http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/11/17/what-happened-when-the-queen-used-facebook-in-public/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/11/17/what-happened-when-the-queen-used-facebook-in-public/#comments Wed, 17 Nov 2010 17:05:51 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=24601 It’s amazing how even HRH could screw things up if she got addicted to Facebook..Awesome

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It Never Rains But It Pours For Walkers Marketing Team http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/11/02/it-never-rains-but-it-pours-for-walkers-marketing-team/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/11/02/it-never-rains-but-it-pours-for-walkers-marketing-team/#comments Tue, 02 Nov 2010 07:51:38 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=24477 When is a good time to host a competition where players need to guess when it will rain?  Not in Autumn..

Walkers have had many consumers cashing in on a game which asks them to predict where and when it is going to rain.

Due to launching the game during the wettest months of the year, the company has already spent more than £660,000 in £10 payments.

Players enter the promotion code number, found on Walkers packets, into their website after which a map of Britain appears.  A player then picks a time and a square where they think it will rain.

The results are then verified by the Met Office. The good news is that there are still two weeks left to run before the end of the promo..

hat tip telegraph

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Mark Owen’s Car Stolen Until Friend Said It Was Parked On His Drive.. http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/10/27/mark-owens-car-stolen-until-friend-said-it-was-parked-on-his-drive/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/10/27/mark-owens-car-stolen-until-friend-said-it-was-parked-on-his-drive/#comments Wed, 27 Oct 2010 11:52:29 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=24432 Oh to be rich..

Mark Owen has told how he spent 24 hours believing his car had been stolen – only to realise he had simply forgotten where he parked it.

The Take That singer – who has announced a string of stadium and arena shows with Robbie Williams back in the group line-up – said he spent Tuesday thinking the vehicle had been swiped.

But Mark owned up on the Radio 1 breakfast show on Wednesday to just misplacing it, saying: “I just left it at some friend’s house.”

He said: “We were speaking to the friend and said we lost it – and they never said ‘it’s on our drive’!” – we are guessing this isn’t your average driveway..

‘Never forget’ – said Gary and now that he has the car ‘Back for good’ all he can do is ‘Pray’ that he doesn’t lose it again, for Mark it was the ‘Greatest day’ as he was ‘up all night’ and Robbie said he was talking to his ‘Angels’. Because he’d hate to have take all that Circus again…

…Probably.

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Sexy Russian Spy, Anna Chapman, Is Face Of New Poker App http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/10/20/sexy-russian-spy-anna-chapman-is-face-of-new-poker-app/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/10/20/sexy-russian-spy-anna-chapman-is-face-of-new-poker-app/#comments Wed, 20 Oct 2010 08:02:06 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=24351 Despite promising the US government that she wouldn’t make money out of her image being a sexy Russian spy, Anna Chapman has just launched a new App with US firm ZEDA – posing in a skin tight catsuit.

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The app makers claim the app will allow you to “feel the thrill of playing poker with Anna Chapman” and also, should you beat her, she will add you as a friend on Facebook, where you can poke her too.

The app also offers you the chance to read her private blog.  At $0.99 it remains to be seen as to whether the lure of seeing exclusive pictures of the ex-spy will be enough of a draw to drive huge sales, one thing is for sure though, Anna Chapman is not going anywhere quietly..

Get the Poker with Anna Chapman App from iTunes.

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Way Ay Man, Top Ten Green Cities In Britain http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/10/18/way-ay-man-top-ten-green-cities-in-britain/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/10/18/way-ay-man-top-ten-green-cities-in-britain/#comments Mon, 18 Oct 2010 08:33:34 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=24322 The forum for the Future have just released their Sustainable Cities Index, and Newcastle has been named as Britain’s greenest city for the second year running.

Moves to install electric vehicle charging points and its support of clean technology firms helped keep hold of the trophy.

Peter Madden, chief executive of Forum for the Future, said: “Cities are having to count every penny so it’s essential that they invest wisely for long-term success.

“Leaders like Newcastle and Leicester are developing plans to run services in smarter ways, tackle challenges like climate change and secure the jobs of the future.”

1.  Newcastle
2.  Leicester
3.  Brighton
4.  Bristol
5.  London
6.  Leeds
7.  Coventry
8.  Plymouth
9.  Edinburgh
10. Sheffield

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Did You Buy Recently Buy A EuroMillions Ticket In Coventry? http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/10/18/did-you-buy-recently-buy-a-euromillions-ticket-in-coventry/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/10/18/did-you-buy-recently-buy-a-euromillions-ticket-in-coventry/#comments Mon, 18 Oct 2010 08:07:47 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=24318 The £113 million EuroMillions prize remains unclaimed following the draw on October 8th and rumours are starting to spread that the ticket was purchased in Coventry.

To speed the process up, Camelot will announce on Friday in which region the ticket was bought.

Blogs and forums have claimed that the Spar store on Daventry Road in Coventry is the likeliest place where the lucky ticket was bought however staff said they did not know but are now telling everyone who visits to check their pockets.

A National Lottery spokesman said: “Our player services team are on standby waiting for the ticket-holder to call.”

The winner picked the numbers 9, 30, 35, 39, 46, with lucky stars 6 and 8.

If you don’t need the money, the DailyDust team are on standby, waiting to come and collect the ticket from you..

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Could Moyles Be Off To Capital FM? http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/10/13/could-moyles-be-off-to-capital-fm/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/10/13/could-moyles-be-off-to-capital-fm/#comments Wed, 13 Oct 2010 07:12:47 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=24282 Chris Moyles could well be on his way to Capital Radio.

Moyles, 36, has had ‘unofficial’ talks with the station’s owner, millionaire Ashley Tabor, about the prospect of joining Capital FM when it launches nationwide from January.

The Radio 1 DJ used to share a flat with the station’s boss and is close friends with him.

Aged 33, Mr Tabor founded Global Radio two years ago, buying GCap Media and Chrysalis Radio for a combined price of £545m.

The group now comprises some of the UK’s most popular radio brands: Heart, Capital FM, Classic FM, Galaxy, XFM and LBC 97.3.

Helping launch a platform with 6m listeners already lined up may be the hook that pulls Moyles away from the BBC. A pay cut looks inevitable, but with commercial radio, come commercial deals.

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Brit’s Invent Non-Stick Chewing Gum – add a sticky funny here! http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/10/06/brits-invent-non-stick-chewing-gum-add-a-sticky-funny-here/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/10/06/brits-invent-non-stick-chewing-gum-add-a-sticky-funny-here/#comments Wed, 06 Oct 2010 07:55:34 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=24164 Rev7 has the same taste and texture as normal gum, but is water soluble and can be easily removed from clothes using soap and water.

Prof Terry Cosgrove said: “The motivation to invent the product came from seeing chewing gum on the streets in this country and in America. It’s everywhere.

“The materials developed can be used for lots of other uses such as anti-graffiti paint and bacterial protection.”

Launching in the USA,  it is hoped that Rev7, designed at Bristol University in spearmint and peppermint flavours, will go on sale in the UK soon.

Over 300,000 tons of chewing gum will be sold this year in the US alone and around 120,000 tons of residual chewing gum remains in the environment every year.

hat tip telegraph

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Missing: Sign That Probably Says “Cock Ake” http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/09/30/missing-sign-that-probably-says-cock-ake/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/09/30/missing-sign-that-probably-says-cock-ake/#comments Thu, 30 Sep 2010 08:48:20 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=24089 After being continuously defaced by vandals, white paint is normally used to remove the ‘L’ so the sign reads ‘Cock ake’, the village of Cocklake has now had its sign stolen.

Wedmore Parish Council in Somerset have refused to replace the £300 sign.

Chairman Mal Johnson said: “There’s a slightly light hearted side to the Cocklake sign, but the real issue is cost.”

He estimated about 30 signs were missing across the parish.

He added he had not seen any real evidence of people getting lost due to a lack of signage, but said anyone with concerns could get in touch.  (Probably a bit late once they are lost)

Hat tip bbc

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Barnet Council Ban Mother-in-law Jokes http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/09/27/barnet-council-ban-mother-in-law-jokes/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/09/27/barnet-council-ban-mother-in-law-jokes/#comments Mon, 27 Sep 2010 08:24:35 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=24024 In another fine example of clever spending, a 12 page cultural awareness booklet drawn up by Barnet council explains:-

“British mother-in-law jokes, as well as offensively sexist in their own right, can also be seen as offensive on the grounds that they disrespect elders or parents.”

So we thought we’d add a few of our favourites:-

“I haven’t spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months. I don’t like to interrupt her.”
Ken Dodd

“A police recruit is asked during an exam, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother-in-law?” He replies, “I’d call for backup.”
Bernard Manning

“I wouldn’t say my mother-in-law is fat but when she was run over recently the driver said it was because he didn’t have enough petrol to go around her.”
Jimmy Tarbuck.

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussaud’s Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, “Keep her moving sir, we’re stock-taking”
Les Dawson

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Freeze Off Love Handles With New Service In London http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/09/20/freeze-off-love-handles-with-new-service-in-london/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/09/20/freeze-off-love-handles-with-new-service-in-london/#comments Mon, 20 Sep 2010 07:55:41 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=23819 A machine that ‘freezes away’ unwanted body fat to remove love handles and beer bellies has arrived in a London clinic.

The device, features a gel patch that clamps on to flabby parts of the body and freezes fat cells. The sub-zero temperatures cause the fat cells to die. They are re-absorbed and then flushed away by the body over the next few months, leaving the patient slimmer.

The new treatment costs around £800 – about a quarter of the price of liposuction – and takes between one and three hours.

However, the device’s creators say it is designed for those in need of a little fat removal and is not suitable for treating obesity.

CoolSculpting by Zeltiq can be found at Beyond MediSpa in London.

So, stay off cakes, get a little slimmer, then go freeze it off.

Hat tip Mail

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Residents Push To Be Given The Most Dismal Town In Scotland Award http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/09/20/residents-push-to-be-given-the-most-dismal-town-in-scotland-award/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/09/20/residents-push-to-be-given-the-most-dismal-town-in-scotland-award/#comments Mon, 20 Sep 2010 07:25:07 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=23814 Denny was originally runner-up to John O’Groats for the Carbuncle award after being named by design magazine Urban Realm.

However, when it emerged that no-one at the winning town wanted to collect the award the inhabitants of Denny stepped in. They hope the trophy will speed up regeneration in the local area.

Brian McCabe from Walk Around the Block described Denny town centre as:

“like Beirut on a bad day”.

However, the Council were not so pleased with the award..

Council leader Craig Martin said: “It is deeply disappointing that anyone in Denny thinks this is a positive move for the town.

“The council has no interest in the Carbuncle awards – our priority is transforming Denny town centre.”

Hat tip Telegraph

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British Teenager Banned From The USA For Calling Barack Obama A Prick http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/09/15/british-teenager-banned-from-the-usa-for-calling-barack-obama-a-prick/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/09/15/british-teenager-banned-from-the-usa-for-calling-barack-obama-a-prick/#comments Wed, 15 Sep 2010 14:20:00 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=23770 Luke Angel, 17yrs old, watched a program about the 9/11 attacks and sent an abusive email to the American President.

Bedfordshire Police were sent to the teenagers house to take his photograph and inform him that he now has a lifetime ban from the USA.

When asked by the sun what he wrote, he said “I don’t remember exactly what I wrote as I was drunk, but I think I called Barack Obama a prick. It was silly – the sort of thing you do when you’re a teenager and have had a few.”

No Luke, it’s not.

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Now Senior Ryanair Pilot Suggests Replacing CEO With Flight Attendant http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/09/14/now-senior-ryanair-pilot-suggests-replacing-ceo-with-flight-attendant/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/09/14/now-senior-ryanair-pilot-suggests-replacing-ceo-with-flight-attendant/#comments Tue, 14 Sep 2010 07:33:53 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=23739 Captain Morgan Fischer, a senior Ryanair pilot based in Marseilles, insisted the airline could save thousand of pounds in salary, perks and stock options by replacing CEO Michael O’Leary with a flight attendant.  This is a direct reply to the recent headline given by Mr O’Leary stating that they are considering the idea of training cabin crew to land planes in a cash saving exercise.

Writing to the FT, Mr Fischer stated:

“I would propose that Ryanair replace the chief executive with a probationary cabin crew member currently earning about 13,200 euros (£11,000) net a year,”

He added: “Ryanair could similarly charge 3000 euros for the training required to become chief executive” which is the amount Ryanair charge new recruits for their training.

The great CEO headline writer has now replied to his Captain..

“Michael thinks that cabin crew would make a far more attractive CEO than him – this obviously isn’t a very high bar – so we are going to seriously look at the suggestion,” said Stephen McNamara, a Ryanair spokesman.

“After all, if we can train cabin crew to land the plane, it should be no problem training them to do Michael’s job as well.”

Genius.

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Happy 25th Birthday To Super Mario http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/09/13/happy-25th-birthday-to-super-mario/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/09/13/happy-25th-birthday-to-super-mario/#comments Mon, 13 Sep 2010 10:50:12 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=23735 It’s time to celebrate 25 years of Super Mario, one of gaming’s most loved series’ of all time.

The game is 25 years old today (13 Sept 2010) and Mario is, well, still super..!

Legendary game designer Shigeru Miyamoto’s team put the finishing touches to his first major adventure, Super Mario Bros. for the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) 25 years ago.

To celebrate the occasion Mario fans will be invited to share their love for Mario with the rest of the world in a special video competition, visit http://www.nintendo.co.uk/mario for more information.

Nintendo has created a 25 year anniversary television advertising campaign starring a host of celebrity names who recount their greatest Super Mario memories. Jonathan Ross, Ant and Dec, Jamie Cullum and many more will take part.

The first advert will be screened during Corrie tonight at 8.45pm..

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Emma Thompson – I Got Wrong Island, It’s The Isle Of Man That Shoot Scot’s.. http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/09/10/emma-thompson-i-got-wrong-island-its-the-isle-of-man-that-shoot-scots/ http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/2010/09/10/emma-thompson-i-got-wrong-island-its-the-isle-of-man-that-shoot-scots/#comments Fri, 10 Sep 2010 09:06:05 +0000 Admin1 http://www.thedailydust.co.uk/?p=23709 Emma Thompson, made her original remarks about the Isle of Wight last month during an appearance on The Late Late Show hosted by the Scottish comedian Craig Ferguson.

Ferguson mentioned that he was soon to holiday on an island off the Californian coast “kind of like the Isle of Wight”, Thompson replied: “Oh, so they stone homosexuals there? Nice. I think they are still allowed to flog them, which of course some of them enjoy. I think they are allowed to shoot Irish or Scottish people if they arrive on the island – it is still in the rules. They are allowed to torture people. It’s lovely – you should go.”

David Pugh, Isle of Wight Council leader described the claims as “ridiculous” and wrote to the actress.

As it turns out,  Miss Thompson had offended the wrong islanders. In her reply to Mr Pugh she said:

“Thank you so very much for understanding that not only were my remarks on a late night comedy show (comedy being the operative word) but I also mixed up my islands – I think it was the Isle of Man that used to enjoy the privilege of being allowed to shoot Scotsmen if they appeared on the beach.”

And here we go again..

Cue Ewan, our resident Scot..

hat tip telegraph

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