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It must be a tough year for the Empire as "Darth Vader" jailed for robbery.

If you’re going to rob a petrol station, you need a disguise. Francis Anderson thought he had one… a Darth Vader mask.

It was as effective as the shielding around the Death Star’s thermal port, mind you, as he’s just been sent down for armed robbery for five and a half years.

Any last words from the accused to the Judge? Oh yes… "Thank you my lord for nothing."

More at STV.

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